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The Congress
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$389.40
Regular price
$649.00
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Description
All About The Congress
Having a pair of Teju lizard boots in your closet makes you a social chameleon, able to blend in wherever you go. Wear your lizards with almost anything to almost anywhere and never feel over- or under-dressed. For instance, you can wear The Congress to:
- Your wedding
- Your divorce hearing
- Backyard barbecues
- A meeting with your congressman
- A meeting with your bail bondsman
- Your graduation
- The Grammys
- Day drinking
- Night drinking
- A job interview
- A first date
- A last date
- Flamenco dancing
- A St. Patrick’s Day house party, paired with holey jeans and a sleeveless green pearl snap shirt, where you attempt to do a jig and sing Drunken Sailor while barely holding onto a bottle of Irish whiskey (just as a hypothetical)
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
